Anselm and I wrote a book yesterday. I think you’ll agree that it shows early promise of considerable genius. We worried! We laughed! We made sure to open and close our tale in accordance with all the orthodox formularies of fairy tales! We gave it a title that turned out to be completely irrelevant to the contents! In short, we had quite a bit of fun.

THE WEEKS (by Mama and Anselm)

Once upon a time, there were some Vs.

And there was the rest of the alphabet.

But the Vs had gone away! They went to the beach.

The Vs have to come back.

So the Vs walked back from the beach.

The Vs were back!

When the Vs were back at the alphabet, they had to take off their shoes and their jackets.

And they lived happily ever after. The End.

We’ll be querying agents shortly.