Things my kids argue about in the car (an incomplete list)

  • Whether it is day or night
  • Whether or not the car is going forwards
  • Whether the car is going “North” or “that way” (they were both wrong)
  • What day of the week it is
  • Whether we are going to the grocery store or to Aldi (aka the grocery store)
  • Which of them is sad
  • Whether “my ABCs” belong to Perpetua or to everybody
  • Whether you can recite the Lord’s Prayer in the afternoon